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One True Religion Lyrics

[Adèle, Dillie & Liza]
*Vocalizing*

[Liza]
My chakras are unblocking
I feel the flow of chi
Spiritual enlightenment is what I seek
Plus environmental harmony

[Adèle]
I hear my tinkling wind chimes
As I drink my ginseng tea
I work night and day in a faintly Taoist way
On the crucial wellbeing of me

[Adèle, Dillie & Liza]
For we're pick-and-mix orientalists
Bit of Shinto and a dash of tai chi
Sprinkle on some Brahma and a pinch of good karma
And the one true religion is me

[Dillie]
*Vocalizing*

[Adèle, Dillie & Liza]
Well we've flirted with becoming Quakers
'Til we realised they don't drink
And much as we admire the James
We don't want to ditch the mink
And who'd want to be a Catholic?
That's for Irish and Belgian peasants

[Adèle & Liza]
Nor a Jehovah's Witness

[Dillie]
Why?

[Adèle & Liza]
They get no Christmas presents

[Adèle, Dillie & Liza]
We're a-la-carte now-and-zen girls
We pray beneath a Bodhi Tree
We'll reach Nirvana with the help of marijuana
And the one true religion is me

Om, om, om, om

[Dillie]
We're fans of Bikram yoga
Bugger me, it's hot
But it's good for the pores when you get on all fours
And tie your limbs in a knot
[Adèle, Dillie & Liza]
We went up a Himalaya
Just Brian Blessed and us
We didn't stop when we got to the top
But he came down in a truss

That's 'cause we're lucky dip lotus blossoms
Illogically all at sea
We cricked our necks trying tantric sex
'Til the one true religion is me

We're studying the Quran
'Cause Madonna says it's cool
And Sting says Trudie's circular breathing
Helps control his tool

We've meditated with Sai Baba
Who made holy ash appear
We've cleansed in Toto and we're wearing Yamamoto
So we're ready for Richard Gere

Oh, yes, we're making up the Eastern dappers
With an ivory potpourri
Though it may be all hooey we adore Feng Shui
And the one true religion is me
We're Occidental tourists
On an Oriental jamboree
So tell my mummy that I'm barmy for a swami
And the one true religion is me

We're smorgasbord philosophers
On a metaphysical shopping spree
We practice with passion 'cause we've gotta be in fashion
And the one true religion is me

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Songwriter(s): Issy Van Randwyck, Adle Anderson, Dillie Keane
Record Label(s): 1997 Exallshow Ltd
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