MC CRUMBSNATCHER


All You Faggots Can Suck My Dick Lyrics

[Verse 1]
And when Trina says f*ck a man, you know that I will
'Cause I'm drip-drip-drippin' with sex appeal
You're giving me a thousand dollars and I'm still a steal
And you are chowin' on my anus like a three course meal
I'm sayin', "All you faggots can suck my dick"

But don't forget the balls don't forget the tip
Don't forget to lick my ass when I do a flip
Don't forget to stick ya tongue out when I start to drip
If you do a good job I'll get back at ya
Suck the load right out like I'm mad at ya
If your dick was blood, I'd be a vampire
And you'd be screamin' out
Oooh, Crumbsnatchula!

I don't judge you by your size or race
All I want is your junk up in my face
Like you're a crackhead and I'm sprayin mace
Like you're an altar boy and I'm your priest
You're only 17?
What's that mean to me?
I'm gonna have to f*ck you illegally
I'm gonna stuff you with dick unbelievably
Inconceivably
Hard and long, you see
If there's grass on the field, play ball, bitch
It's not a hard decision
Most men don't get permission
My cum's full of nutrition

If you spit out my nut, apologize
I'm an eco-friendly kind of guy
And there's starvin' kids in Uruguay
So open that throat up; let it slide

Let my seed into your belly till it starts to grow
And you'll be shittin' my babies out your butthole
They'll be doin backstrokes with megaphones
And they'll be screamin' this shit to the men you know:

[Chorus]
All you faggots can suck my dick
All you faggots can suck my dick
All you faggots can suck my dick
If you think you can handle it

All you faggots can suck my dick
All you faggots can suck my dick
All you faggots can suck my dick
If you think you can handle it
[Verse 2]
I've been f*ckin hella boys all across the map
Slidin' coast to coast
Gettin' my dick wet
I'm like a cherry on top, and I'm toppin' men
And your butt is like the syrup that I dip it in
I got ya feelin' on me like a lifetime movie
Makin' you smile and cry
Makin' you feel warm inside
While you're getting sodomized 'ey 'ey

I like all kinds of boys
Any height and weight
Or any size or race or what
Long as you take it in the butt
When my dick is standin up
You better be playin' reveille
All loud and shit
Blowin' up into my trumpets
Snackin' on my balls like crumpets
And lickin' in my armpits

And if you wanna be a furry that's fine with me
'Cause I would prefer never showering
If you could be my feline sex fiend
Your tongue could keep my body clean
I like to do it doggy style anyway, boy
Your face could go in my bed any day, boy
My tongue and then my fingers inside of you, boy
You're questionin' the need for sex toys

Who needs a toy when there is dick like this?
Silicone pales in comparison
It don't taste sweet as my diction
Your tongue died and went to heaven

I speak the truth
I don't hypothesize
If you need a dick that was circumcized
Like the flagpole that I'm callin' mine
Get get in line for this carnival ride, 'cause

[Chorus]
All you faggots can suck my dick
All you faggots can suck my dick
All you faggots can suck my dick
If you think you can handle it

All you faggots can suck my dick
All you faggots can suck my dick
All you faggots can suck my dick If you think you can handle it

[Verse 3]
Verse three and I'm back on the mic
Gonna wiggle my tongue just how you like
What's my type? Hmm. All, bitch
Wanna know what time? I'd say now, shit

I like black, brown, and Asian
Tan and Caucasian
Any old boy whose ass I'm gracin'
You could like rap or Ani DiFranco
Just drop your pants and bare your butthole

I like a punk rock boy with punk rock cock
And his dick hair done up in a mohawk
Long as it isn't goin' soft
He can suck on my shit till my balls fall off

I'd dick a Björk fan dressed like a swan
I'd dick a bottom boy with glitter on
I'd dick down a boy wearing Louis Vuitton
And I would definitely dick a boy who looked like moi

'Cause I'm a boy magnet
Grade-A faggot
The best piece of meat upon this planet
Don't question me 'cause you know that I am it
I'll be balls deep; you'll be screamin', "Goddammit"

Like
All aboard this rocket ship
Blasting off to your anus
Shit what's wrong with the pilot?
Oh, wait, that's just Crumbsnatcher's dick

Yeah, I've got a big-ass bird, bitch
Don't act like you ain't heard, bitch
Free like Lynyrd Skynyrd, bitch
Dispensin' hella syrup
On your pancakes and, of course, your butt
Pleadin' at my dick to pick you up
Love notes that say "Dear Alex's Junk"
Steady waitin' for the day that your chance will come 'cause

[Chorus]
All you faggots can suck my dick
All you faggots can suck my dick
All you faggots can suck my dick
If you think you can handle it

All you faggots can suck my dick
All you faggots can suck my dick
All you faggots can suck my dick
If you think you can handle it

[Verse 4]
Boy, hold up 'cause you're freakin' me out
And while my cock is in your mouth
I can feel a little summin' summin' comin' out
Like yer talkin' to my shit while yer goin' down south
Like yer beggin' my junk for a season pass
Like it's a sports event kept in my pants
Yer bent over doin' the Urkel dance
Skeetin' in my sheets like
"Did I do that?"

And if you wanna get with me
Then ya gotta gotta know
I like ya' asshole fat and your face down low
I like ya' mouth in an O shape ready to blow
And if you got a limp dick
It better grow

Or you could play hard to get and walk away
And I will sit there not sayin' anything
'Cause I love lookin' at ya' big booty shake
Especially when it is on my face
I'll eat your ass like a f*ckin' buffet
Yum!
Come for seconds as soon as I cum
Yum!
I'll be lickin' you clean with my tongue
Keep dingleberries out you bum

I'm huntin' what's between your knees
Like I'd skin it for its fleece
Like an endangered species
Or a prize winning sheep
Baaah

Bring a doggie bag 'cause I've got hella cum
And I know you'll want to take it home
For when you are feeling all alone
Steady dreaming of my flesh bone
While my butt is a one way street
Your panda is a highway
And I will have it my way
'Cause I'm king of your meat and I decree

[Chorus]
All you faggots can suck my dick
All you faggots can suck my dick
All you faggots can suck my dick
If you think you can handle it

All you faggots can suck my dick
All you faggots can suck my dick
All you faggots can suck my dick
If you think you can handle it

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Songwriter(s): MC Crumbsnatcher
Record Label(s): 2012 MC Crumbsnatcher
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