Well, ah, help me Spock.
The shields are down
The wormhole's caving in
I've been up and down the galaxy
And I never seem to win
I got a forlorn Gorn and he's at my back
And he ain't preaching "No kill I"
Well, he's slow and green and really, really mean
And that f*cker just won't die
So please, please
Help me Spock
Well, a Klingon bastard killed my son
And the Nexus took my life
And if I had the chance, I'd do it all again
And take a green bitch for my wife
Yeah, I was getting fat and feeling old
And my hair was getting thin
I've been up and down the galaxy
And I never seem to win
So please, please
Help me Spock