Standing in the dock at Southampton trying to get to
Holland or France The man in the mac said you've got to
go back You know they didn't even give us a chance Christ
you know it ain't easy You know how hard it can be The
way things are going They're going to crucify me Finally
made the plane into Paris Honeymooning down by the Seine
Peter Brown call to say you can make it O.K. You can get
married in Gibraltar near Spain Christ you know it ain't
easy You know how hard it can be The way things are going
They're going to crucify me Drove from Paris to the
Amsterdam Hilton Talking in our beds for a week The
newspapers said say what're you doing in bed I said we're
only trying to get us some peace Christ you know it ain't
easy You know how hard it can be The way things are going
They're going to crucify me Saving up your money for a
rainy day giving all your clothes to charity Last night
the wife said Oh boy when you're dead you don't take
nothing with you but your soul, think Made a lightning
trip to Vienna Eating chocolate cake in a bag The
newspapers said she's gone to his head They look just
like two Gurus in drag Christ you know it ain't easy You
know how hard it can be The way things are going They're
going to crucify me Caught the early plane back to London
Fifty acorns tied in a sack The men from the press said
we wish you successs It's good to have the both of you
back Christ you know it ain't easy You know how hard it
can be The way things are going They're going to crucify
me The way things are going They're going to crucify me