Press X To Jason Lyrics

The rain has stopped
The sun came out
What a beautiful day to take my family out
To the mall

Then we split up
My wife takes Sean to get some shoes for his feet
That's really sweet
But I got Jason

I got Jason
Oh wait no, where did he go?
He was standing right here
My wife is gonna kill me

Jason, where did he go?
Ya got me searching high and low
My heart is racin'
Press X to Jason

I'm walking around
Then I see a clown
And next to him is my little boy
So I bought him a toy

He's selling balloons
Jason wants a red one
So I shell out 2 single dollar bills Then Jason runs for the hills

My wife just spotted me
Then I tell her our son is gone
Then I'm on the hunt again
Press X to Jason

Jason, Press X to Jason
Press X to Jason
Jason, it's you that I'm chasin'
Press X to Jason
Press X to Jason
Press X to Jason

Suddenly there's a crowd in this mall
I don't see Jason, he's so small
Oh hey, I see a red balloon
Oh no, that's not my kid at all

Then I walk outside to see Jason crossing the street
How could he have walked that far?
Then Jason is killed by a car

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