Paris Hilton's Closet Lyrics

My best friend Sarah went to Europe for the summer
My brother got kicked out of school
bummer!
Julianne got laid in the back seat of a hummer
And got arrested
Like Mel Gibson

I read
In the trades
That the NYSNC boy is
No way!

But I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet
I got drunk and totally lost it
When i woke up, the first thing that I thought of was
Oh my, Kesha
Those hot Jimmy Choos!
Hey Paris, did I lose it on that pair too?

Celebutons work in the glamarazzi
Shoulda told my story to the tabloids, took the money
Takes alot to get kicked out of these parties
And almost get arrested
Like Mel Gibson

I don't
Recall it all
But i got like fifty phone calls
Oh my god is it true?!

I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet
I got drunk and totally lost it
When i woke up, the first thing that I thought of was
Oh no Kesha!
Those hot Gucci shoes! Hey paris, did i lose it on that pair too?

Oh
Of all the stupid things I've done
I'm the proudest of this one
But this one's the best!

I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet
I got drunk and totally lost it
When i woke up, the first thing that I thought of was
Oh my Kesha
Those hot Jimmy Choos!
And those Manolos and Pradas and
Chloes and your sparkly dresses

Hey Paris! I saw the saaaame stuff at Target

Hey Paris, whatcha gonna do?
Watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do?
(Come on Paris!)
I totally lost it, la la la
(You're not foolin' me anymore!)
All over your closet, la la la
(I saw the tag! I saw the tag!)
Paris Hilton's closet!

I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet
I got drunk(So drunk!)and totally lost it
When I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet (Really?!)
I got drunk and totally lost it

La la la
Tra la la la la

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