Whats up everybody, it's your boy Johnny Richter
The same mother f*cker you be seein' in pictures
With a bong, a joint, a pipe, or a big bag
Of that criggity-cronic that I always seem to have
Yes I always seem to have a little som'em som'em
And I always got the pot that keeps the people com'in
And you, you know can't repeat the words ??
So I, just sit back, relax, an get high with the women
Blowin' tokes while getting blown, Lettin' it flow
Johnny Richter, plus a ho, plus a bag of enduo, Oooooooooooooo....
And that's the shit people dream about
Makes you want to scream and shout
Wait til' my dick's out your mouth.
Damn baby, you need to relax on that thing
Treat that thing like a nice glass piece
Who wants to get their high on
Listening on this song (get your high on)
Fire up the vaporizer
Go clean out that bong (get your high on)
Who wants to get their high on
higher than Babylon (get your high on)
Speak to your messiah
Come along hit the bong (get your high on)
Simon says.....
Shut the f*ck up if you ain't got no weed
You better back the f*ck up if you got sticks and seed
D double dash l-o-c I got the bombest
Everybody claiming that their B.C. is chronic
Why, do you always smoke when you know you buds garbage
I smoke that- purple kush, green crack, lemon super-soaker haze
So now, you know what the f*ck I mean when I say GANJA (GANJA) GANJA
Not a day go by, red eyed, don't ask why
Tonight's the night for me to let smoke fly
If your down for the krown everybody get high
Who wants to get their high on
Listening to this song (get your high on)
Fire up the vaporizer
Go clean out that bong (get your high on)
Who wants to get their high on
higher than Babylon (get your high on)
Speak to your messiah
Come along hit the bong (get your high on)
(Stoned, lets get stoned) (Stoned, lets get stoned)
I wanna get stoned now, relieve my stress level
Decompress, elevate like a soul rebel
expand my mind, let my senses run free
lose track of time, let time grab a hold of me
I'm uplifted, my spirits risin'
I'm on couch-lock this ain't suprisin
I got the munchies, seein' new horizons
Eyes goin' southbound now we're vaporizin'
I smoke a Dutch Dragon, Magic Bud, Skunk-one
Purple Haze, Donkey Dick, Hindu, Kush, Chocolate Chump
Cotton Candy, White Widow, Cali Mist, and Bubble Gum,
Blueberry, Mothers Finest, making peace with everyone
And just think, this nights just begun.. ha ha get your high on
Who wants to get their high on
Listening to this song (get your high on)
Fire up the vaporizer
Go clean out that bong (get your high on)
Who wants to get their high on
higher than Babylon (get your high on)
Speak to your messiah
Come along hit the bong (get your high on)
Who wants to get their high on
Fire up the vaporizer
Who wants to get their high on
Who wants to get their high on
Come along hit the bong
I wanna get stoned now
GET YOUR HIGH ON