You despise everyone
And everyone despises you.
None of this surprises you
When you are Snape.
The endless halls of the school
Of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Fill you up with... misery
When you are Snape.
Oh, no.
But it's okay
To feel like Snape,
To feel so sad and grumpity.
Just relax,
There's no escape.
At least you're in good company…
That's me.
I've been bothered again
They treat me like a compost heap
Sometimes I could almost weep
(It's true)
For I am Snape.
(Severus Snape)
But when it's night and I sleep
I dream of just the strangest things
A stunning pair of angel wings
The Flying Snape
Oh yes.
And it's okay to fly like Snape
And leave this place
For somewhere new
Off I soar
Until I wake
I fall, that's all
I'll ever do.