Robe Connoisseur Lyrics

[Verse 1: Showboat Blastoff]
The weather that's inside my robe is partly cloudy with a light chance of snow
Well, Is it a crime?
Banana hammock and im smuggling limes
Are you an ant eater?
No my friend im definitely circumcised
NICE BONER!
Its just a loner from an anonymous donor
Flash forward 15 minutes, half your staffs already pregnant
Kimono fanatic, the belt is always coming loose
Im standing infront of a fan, overt your eyes if you don't party
Stairdiving, hardwood floors are laminated, nitrous on deck just incase the oxygens contaminated
Well that reminds me, whos got my keys, mon?
This segways a futuristic coat rack without keys, son!
Wall to wall maze of mirrors Game of Death inspired living room
With Roger Murdock on the clock, getting paid to get this party started
Dump a whole solo cup full of glitter on my own head
Protect your eyes and your mouth
Hey, that's what dude said!
Its kinda loud here , step into the launch pad
Watch me lay on my back and Im doing a move I call the helicopter
And when I take off , well step back
Flush your eyes with milk if needed
Shop keep grab the smelling salts
I'm happy as shit but my neighbors are appalled

[Hook: Showboat Blastoff]
Well check me out in my robe
Robe like everyday, Robe like
Well check me out in my robe
Robe like everyday, Robe like
Grab a napkin catch some coins
Won't you open up your mind as take you round the globe
Check me out in my robe
Robe like everyday, Robe like [Verse 2: Showboat Blastoff]
Well who needs success?
In a robe and boxers, fully dressed
Im spot checking Peters house?
He comes out in a Robe, he passed my test
Well great job!
My only suggestion is to let the robe hang open and then top it off with a pinch of the combover swim cap
Am I cookoo straight flossing my Louie Print Gofuku
Iromuji game on lock while your tea ceremony garb is smock
Call a doctor, just not the one that Michael had
I serve my dark lord prince my assless chaps are evidence
Erotic robes by the closet, you should come and visit
This one just came in, farted on by none other than Galileo
I wear this robe when I eat asparagus almondine
Robe connoisseur says 6 out of 6, and those guys are totally prix!
Doctorate in robeacology, I can legally grant you wishes
But wish for more wishes and watch me drop the robe and do my business
Well uh oh I dipped my belt into the toilet now, and uh oh at least it blends in with the pattern well
To call the cops just seems to me to be a bit rash, my whole ward robe is just robes
Watch me cabbage patch in front of a strobe
YES YES YES

[Hook: Showboat Blastoff]
Well check me out in my robe
Robe like everyday, Robe like
Well check me out in my robe
Robe like everyday, Robe like
Grab a napkin catch some coins
Won't you open up your mind as take you round the globe
Check me out in my robe
Robe like everyday, Robe like
Open my robe

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