Teenage News
Mama said she saw my picture in the local paper
Shaking hands taken on a local raper
Mama, you just can't believe
All those things that you can read about me
Buy yourself a copy gonna pick up on the Teenage News
Barbara, she's the queen of the hop and she's looking so pretty
Nice young girl coming from New York City
In planes to America
You can put me on television
Buy yourself a copy and gonna pick up on a' Teenage News
Front page: She shot him with a gun
Sports: I hit a home run
Fashion: I'm always in drag
Financial market: Went and took a crash
Woooooh Woo Hoo Hooo ooh
Woooooh Woo Hoo Hooo ooh
C'mon c'mon c'mon
C'mon c'mon c'mon
Buy yourself a copy and gonna pick on a' Teenage News
C'mon c'mon c'mon
C'mon c'mon c'mon
Buy yourself a copy and pick up on a' Teenage Age
Front page: She shot him with a gun
Sports: I hit a home run
Fashion: I'm always in drag
Financial market: Went and took a crash
C'mon c'mon c'mon
C'mon c'mon c'mon
Buy yourself a copy and gonna pick up on a' Teenage News
C'mon c'mon c'mon
C'mon c'mon c'mon
Buy yourself a copy and gonna pick up on a' Teenage News
C'mon c'mon c'mon
C'mon c'mon c'mon
Buy yourself a copy and gonna pick up on a' Teenage News
A' Teenage, a' Teenage, a' Teenage, a' Teenage
Got my self a little rocket, I'm comin' thru your town
Got my self a little rocket, I'm comin' thru your town
I'm comin' thru your town
I'm comin' thru your town