[Verse]
This is the way he dresses on a Sunday
This is the way he smokes a cigarette
This is the way he watches television
This is the way he hasn't yet
Stupid's the way he tries to get attention
Call's someone a "Faggot, HAW HAW HAW!"
Safe in the lowest common denominator
Trimming away the top and sides
[Chorus]
Then he decided not to follow (x3)
Every f*cking thing his Mother said
Then he decided not to follow (x3)
Every f*cking thing the television said
Then he decided not to follow (x3)
Every f*cking thing the radio said
Then he decided not to follow (x3)
Every f*cking thing the singer said
[Outro]
Now he sleeps in the park
Pulling tricks in the dark
In his mind, he's some crazy rebel
That's just fine, 'cause comparatively, he is