Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see Armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks
Here in this hopeless f*cking hole we
call
LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it
all
away.
Any f*cking time. Any f*cking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in
Arizona
bay.
Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your Prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car.
It's a
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks
Here in this hopeless f*cking hole we
call
LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it
all
away.
Any f*cking Time. Any f*cking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in
Arizona
bay.
Some say a comet will fall from the
sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal
waves.
Followed by fault lines that cannot
sit
still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded
dipshits.
And some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see Armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will 'cause
I sure could use a vacation from this
STUPID shit, silly shit, stupid
shit...
One great big festering neon
distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all
occupied.
Learn to swim. [x3]
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Mom's comin' 'round to put it back the
way
it ought to
be.
Learn to swim. [x9]
f*ck L. Ron Hubbard and
f*ck all his clones.
f*ck all these gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.
Learn to swim. [x9]
f*ck retro anything.
f*ck your tattoos.
f*ck all you junkies and
f*ck your short memory.
Learn to swim. [x8]
f*ck smiley glad-hands,
With hidden agendas.
f*ck these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.
Learn to swim. [x8]
'Cause I'm praying for rain;
I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom, please, flush it all away.
I wanna see it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.
Time to bring it down again.
Don't just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines.
I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend.
I wanna see it come down.
Bring it down.
Suck it down.
Flush it down.
May nerd is simply expressing his stance on pool safety. Someone has to dive in to the shallow end every once in a while to remind us that walking is not to be taken for granted.