Another Bad Day Pt. 2 Lyrics

Hey remember this one?
While walking down the avenue one bright and sunny day
I came across a woman who wouldn't get out of my way
I asked her to please step aside so I could get on with my day
she said, "I don't mind being cum across just as long as it's wiped away"
[laughing]

so I went home to watch TV and catch my favorite show
and plopped down on my rocking chair and out came a screaming howl
I ached and moaned and groaned and hoped the pain would quickly pass
either that's just my remote control or someone's' dick's shoved up my ass
[laughing]

then I thought I'd take a drive around and see what I could see but just a couple minutes later, I had to take a pee
I pulled into an alley and stuck my pecker through the fence
but I didn't even see the watchdog running off with my f*cking prick
[laughing]

so they rushed me to the hospital to see if they could fix it
cause instead of chewing it to bits he very gently licked it
they said that I was lucky that the mutt lost all its teeth
so I went home and went to bed and then I had a dream
about that sweet little poochie...
[laughing and clapping]

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