He'll beat up Klingons and he'll blow up Gorn
If it wasn't for Star Trek he'd be making porn, yeah
Scoring with chicks since the day he was born, yeah
The day he dies, how we will mourn, yeah
He ain't in it for the money
He don't get paid
He's on a five-year mission to get laid, yeah
If he'd found planet Risa
He would have stayed
His ongoing legend will never fade
Shatner Yeah - William Shatner
He'll get a green bitch here and a fembot there
As the years went by he got more hair
He gets all the ladies and he don't share
If you stop and think about it well it ain't fair
Shatner Yeah - William Shatner
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He can't be beat, don't you understand
I bet he did lines of coke with Yeoman Rand
His toupee's always perfect and he's always tanned
If he can't find a woman he'll use his hand
Shatner Yeah - William Shatner