Doritos & Fritos Lyrics

[Verse 1: Laura Les]
Okay, I went to France to get some new pants (Ooh!)
I went to Greece to get something to eat (Ooh!)
I'm hard to please, I'll punch a referee (Ooh!)
I bruised my knees, I'm pissing in the breeze
Okay, I saw the beach, I bought a tee (Ooh!)
It's hot, as deez, it's 100 degrees (Ooh!)
Apply the lotion, I'll swim in the ocean
But there was a commotion, I'm sinking, I'm floating with—

[Pre-Chorus: Laura Les and Dylan Brady]
And the TV's tuned to cable, and I'm sleeping when I'm able
But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
And the TV's tuned to cable, and I'm sleeping when I'm able
But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
Unh
[Chorus: Laura Les]
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos

[Verse 2: Dylan Brady]
Cheetos, Doritos and Fritos, mosquitos
I'm eating burritos with Danny Devito
Jeez, Louise, I'm weak in the knees
I'm joining thе circus, I'm going berzerkus
At sevеn-eleven, I'm drinking a beverage
I'm lying to strangers, I'm looking for danger
I'm chewing Bazooka, I'm swimming to Cuba Don't look at Medusa, she'll turn you to stone

[Verse 3: Laura Les]
Okay I went to France to get some new pants (Ooh!)
I went to Greece to get something to eat (Ooh!)
He said "Shit, all we got's Doritos and Fritos"
I said, "Then give me all of those f*cking Doritos and Fritos"
Yeah, I saw a bee, it flew into a screen (Ooh!)
I need some sleep, so turn down that TV (Ooh!)
He said, "Shit, all we got's Doritos and Fritos"
I said, "Then give me all of those f*cking Doritos and Fritos"
[Pre-Chorus: Laura Les and Dylan Brady]
And the TV's tuned to cable, and I'm sleeping when I'm able
But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
And the TV's tuned to cable, and I'm sleeping when I'm able
But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
Unh

[Chorus: Laura Les]
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos

[Bridge: Dylan Brady]
She'll turn you into stone!

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus: Laura Les]
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos

[Outro: Laura Les]
Stop

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