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And I woke up early this morning and I went to the 5 and dime
I saw this pretty young lady that was real, real fine
I tapped her on the shoulder and said, Mmm, mmm, excuse me, maam
She pulled down her pants and said, Splack these hands
So we walked her to her house, as she opened up the door
It was heart-shaped bed in the middle of the floor
She pushed me on the bed and this you can bet
In between her legs was real, real wet
So I grabbed her by her thighs and I moved up truly
She jumped off the bed and said, Dont touch my booty
Dont touch my booty cause I wont touch you
Dont touch my booty cause its not the thing to do
So we bailed out her house just to get something to eat
We saw her friend named Patty walkin down the street
Patty turned around as we yelled out her name
She dropped to her knee and began to sing
Sally is a girl that likes to play
And if you want some lovin Sally is okay
She has a different fellow every day of the week
Two or maybe three just to make it sweet
Sally wants a man she can call her own
And sixty-seven hundred she can call on the phone
Sallys never tired and shes never alone
All Sally wants is a fellow with a room