You Ain't No Robot Lyrics

I've got less feelings than flies on ceilings,
For anything that has to do with human ass beings.
They don't know how to treat me, yo.
I ain't X5763P0.
You plug me in and I clean the house,
God damn cat hair, all up in my mouth.
You ain't watchin TV, I'm watchin' you.
And you're an ugly ass motherf*cker too.

As soon as you open your mouth, I wanna hit it.
Keep your thoughts to yourself 'cause I could give a shit.
These robots are down for drugs, rappin', extortion.
Everytime I see you, I wish your mom had an abortion.
You ain't no robot and you sure ain't no rapper.
I leave shit like you behind in a crapper.
You were drawn to the robot-thug lifestyle,
And you believe the bullshit you saw in 8 Mile.

You ain't no robot, bitch!
You were created from jizz.
You ain't no robot,
You've got to take a whiz.
You ain't no robot,
Your skin ain't chrome.
You ain't no robot,
You call this planet home, bitch!

Motherf*ckin' f*ckers all over my shit, 'Cause I'm a robot down with 8-Bit.
Goin' ancient on the motherf*ckin' mic,
All my God damn f*ckin' skills keepin' it tight, bitch.
f*ck, shit, f*ck.
My Tourette's be actin' up.
It's just a glitch that some solder will fix.
Motherf*cking technical assistance is needed,
While you all sorry ass humans still bleeding.

Humans ain't shit, but shit on my shoe.
But then again, what's new?
And who the f*ck asked you?
A one night stand with your kind is so bland.
Gotta listen to 'em talk 'cause they ain't preprogrammed.
I'm free of toe-jam and clean as a whistle,
But don't know how to smile 'cause the earth is a shit hole.
Flooded with toxins, I feel like I'm locked in.
What's the f*ckin' point of me talkin'?

You ain't no robot, bitch!
You were created from jizz.
You ain't no robot,
You've got to take a whiz.
You ain't no robot,
Your skin ain't chrome.
You ain't no robot,
You call this planet home, bitch!

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