Different As Can Be Lyrics

QUIRRELL:
You won't sleep on your tummy
VOLDEMORT:
You won't sleep on your back
VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:
We're quite a kooky couple, you'll agree
QUIRRELL:
We share some hands and fingers

VOLDEMORT:
And yet, the feeling lingers
VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:
We're just about as different as anyone can be

VOLDEMORT:
You like plotting a garden, and I like plotting to kill
QUIRRELL:
You think that you should rule the world, I think books
are a thrill!
Sipping tea by the fire's swell
VOLDEMORT:
Pushing people in is fun as well
I like folding all my ties
QUIRRELL:
And you have no friends, hey that's a surprise

VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:
I guess it's plain to see
when you look at you and me
we're different
different
as can be

VOLDEMORT:
You're a sissy, a twat, a girl! I'm the darkest of lords!
QUIRRELL:
I'm the brightest professor here, I've won several awards VOLDEMORT:
My new world is about to unfold
QUIRRELL:
You got beat by a two year old
VOLDEMORT:
I'll kill him this time through and through
QUIRRELL:
Or you might just give him another tattoo

VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:
You really must agree
when you look at you and me
we're different
different
as can-

VOLDEMORT:
I'll rise again and I'll rule the world
But you must help me renew
For when our plan succeeds
QUIRRELL:
Prevails!
VOLDEMORT:
Part of that world goes to you

QUIRRELL:
When I rule the world I'll plant flowers
VOLDEMORT:
When I rule the world I'll have snakes
And goblins, and werewolves, a fleet of dementors, and
giants, and
thestrals, and all my Death Eaters!
(QUIRRELL: And Jane Austen novels)

VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:
When I rule the world!! Hahahaha

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