Hanukkah Song Part Two Lyrics

Time to take out those Menorahs!
Put on your yarmulke,
it's time for Hanukkah.
So much fun-uka, to celebrate Hanukkah.

Hanukkah is, "The Festival of Lights."
Instead of one day of presents,
We get eight crazy nights!

When you feel like the only kid in town,
without a Christmas tree,
Here's a NEW list of people who are Jewish,
just like you and me:

Winona Ryder drinks Manischewitz wine,
Then spins a dreidel with Ralph Lauren and Calvin Klein.
Guess who gives and receives loads of Hanukkah toys?
The girls from Baruka-soul, and all three Beastie Boys!

Lenny Kravitz is half-Jewish, Courtney Love is half too,
Put them together, what a funky, bad-ass Jew!
We've got Harvey Keitel and "Flash Dancer" Jennifer Beals,
Yasmine Bleeth from "Baywatch" is Jewish, and Yes, her boobs are real.

O.J. Simpson, still not a Jew!
But guess who is, the guy who does the voice for
"Scooby-Doo."
Bob Dylan was born a Jew, then he wasn't, but now he's back,
Mary Tyler Moore's husband is Jewish 'cause we're pretty good
in the sack.

Guess who got bar mitzvah-ed on the "PGA" tour?
No, I'm not talking about Tiger Woods, I'm talking about
"Mr. Happy Gilmore."

So many Jews are in "showbiz,"
Bruce Springsteen isn't Jewish, but my mother thinks he is!
Tell that old harmonica, it's time to celebrate Hanukkah,
It's not pronounced Chanukkah,
The "C" is silent in Hanukkah.

So get your "Hooked on Phonic-a"
Get drunk in Taiwan-ica,
If you really, really wan-naka,
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Hanukkah.

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