Ode To My Car Lyrics

Here we go

Piece of shit car
I got a piece of shit car
That f*ckin' pile of shit
Never gets me very far

My car's a big piece of shit
'Cause the shocks are f*cking shot
And my seatbelt's f*cking broken
I got to tie it in a knot
(It's a piece of shit)

I can't see through the windshield
'Cause it's got a big f*cking' crack
And the interior smells real bad
'Cause my friend puked in the back
(It's a piece of shit)

(Piece of shit car)
Piece of shit car
(He's got a piece of shit car)
It sucks royal dick
(That f*ckin' pile of shit)
100% crap
(Never gets him very far)
Oh f*ck you car

It's got no CD player, it only got the 8-track
Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack
(They can bite his ass too)
And I got no f*ckin' brakes
I'm always way out of control
Eleven times a day I hear "Hey, watch it asshole"
(You f*ckin' piece of shit)

(Piece of shit car)
I got piece of shit car
(He got a piece of shit car)
Diesel gas sucks my ass
(That f*ckin' pile of shit)
That pile of metal shit
(Never gets him very far)

Oh what the f*ck did I do
What the f*ck did I do What the f*ck did I do
To get stuck with you
You're too wide for drive-thru
And you smell like the shoe
But I'm too broke to buy something new
Oh f*ck me

Well the engine likes to flood
The car always f*ckin' stalls
And the seat cushion's got a big rip
So a spring always pokes the balls
(Ouch, ouch, ouch)
Plus the door locks are busted
I gotta use a f*cking coat hanger
(What a pain in his ass)
And if a girlie sees my car
There's no chance I'll ever bang her
(He never ever gets da p*ssy)
Hey shut up
(Piece of shit car)
You piece of shit car

(You got a piece of shit car)
You piece of shit car
(Piece of shit car)
Bald f*ckin' tires
(You got a piece of shit car)
No rearview f*cking mirror
(Piece of shit car)
Seven different colors
(You got a piece of shit car)
f*cking rag for a gas cap
(Piece of shit car)
Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere
(You got a piece of shit car)
(Piece of shit car)
(You got a piece of shit car)
(Piece of shit car)
Oh the whole town thinks I'm a loser
(You got a piece of shit car)
Cabby give me a push
(Piece of shit car...)

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