Hey, Hey, Laaaaa scibbidowa ladatata...
Vers1:
This girl named Pam from Amsterdam,
her language i did not understand
than she held out some marihuana
she said it was the best in all the land
Chorus:
And i said no no no no i don't smoke it no mo'(what)
i'm tired waking up on the floor (say what)
i said no thank you please it makes me cough and sneeze
than i get pulled over by popo
Vers2:
This rapboy i know from New Mexico
spoke than he shook my hand (how u doin')
than he pulled out a ten pound bag of cocaine
he said i t was the best in all the land
Chorus
Vers3:
This countryboy from Tennessee (hey)
he smiled than he shook my hand (alright)
than he pulled out some moonshine whiskey
he said it was the best in all the land (yeah)
Chorus 4x
No no no no i don't smoke it no mo'