[Verse]
My baby likes a super-duper lager
That's a mighty mouth to feed
Mama's poppin' happy pills like crazy
All the kids bin smokin' weed
[Chorus]
Everybody's gettin' whacked on somethin'
Somethin' that makes 'em feel good
Everybody's gettin' whacked on somethin'
Everybody in my neighbourhood
[Verse]
Girls are walkin' up and down the sidewalk
Waitin' for the bars to close
Suit is starin' down into the mirror
Got a tenner stuck up his nose
[Chorus]
Everybody's gettin' whacked on somethin'
Somethin' that makes 'em feel good
Everybody's gettin' whacked on somethin'
Everybody in my neighbourhood
[Refrain]
I just wanna get stoned
[Refrain]
I just wanna get stoned
[Verse]
A junky shuffles down into the subway
She's got nothin' left to lose
Papa's on the boat across to Calais
Stockin' up on a mountain of booze
[Chorus]
Everybody's gettin' whacked on somethin'
Somethin' that makes 'em feel good
Everybody's gettin' whacked on somethin'
Everybody in my neighbourhood
[Refrain]
I just wanna get stoned
[Refrain]
I just wanna get stoned
[Refrain]
I just wanna get stoned
[Refrain]
I just wanna get stoned
[Refrain]
I just wanna get stoned
[Verse]
Birdie took a dive through an open window
He believed that he could fly
Bought it online with his computer
They said he was legally high
[Chorus]
Everybody's gettin' whacked on somethin'
Somethin' that makes 'em feel good
Everybody's gettin' whacked on somethin'
Everybody in my neighbourhood
[Refrain]
I just wanna get stoned
[Refrain]
I just wanna get stoned
[Refrain]
I just wanna get stoned
[Refrain]
I just wanna get stoned
[Refrain]
I just wanna get stoned
[Refrain]
I just wanna get stoned
[Refrain]
I just wanna get stoned
[Refrain]
I just wanna get stoned
[Refrain]
I just wanna get stoned
[Refrain]
I just wanna get stoned
[Refrain]
I just wanna get stoned