I'm a godless scientist
I hate the way you smile
I rub shoulders with pacifists
But it's not worth my while
I think I'm oh so oh so clever
But I'm oh so wrong
I believe in predicting weather
Each and all day long
And time it waits for no man
And I am no mans fool
But if I wash my face down
I'll drown in the pool
I'm a godless scientist
I hate the way you shine
I have friends who are terrorists
And keep within the lines
I think I'm oh so oh so clever
But I'm oh so wrong
I wear fur and I wear leather
Even in the sun
I'm a godless scientist
I hate the way you rhyme
I like working with massachists
And never share my time
I think I'm oh so oh so clever
But I'm oh so wrong
I bless the time we spend together
But my blessings wrong