DEVIL'S FOOD.
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Get ready for the lady
She's gonna be a treat
Simmer slightly 'til ready
Make her soft too
Make her sweet
I kiss the tears off from your chest
I felt the poison fright that's in your breath
I knew your precious life and I know your death
I squeeze the love out of your soul
All the perfect love that's in your soul
You're just another spirit on parole
Devil's food
(You are)
Devil's food
(You are)
Devil's food
Ah!!!
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Vincent Price Monologue:
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Leaving lepidoptŠµra!
please, don't touch the displays, little boy,ha, ha, ha. aha cute!
Moving to the next aisle!
we have arachnida, the spiders,
our..finest collection.
This friendly little devil is the heptathilidae, unfortunately harmless.
Next to him, - the nasty licosa raptoria,
his tiny fangs cause creeping ulcerations of the skin *laugh*.
And here, my prize!
the Black Widow. Isn't she lovely?.. and so deadly. Her kiss is fifteen
times as poisonous as that of the rattlesnake. You see her venom is
highly neurotoxic, which is to say that it attacks the central nervous
system causing intense pain, profuse sweating, difficulty in breathing,
loss of consciousness, violent convulsions and, finally.. death!
You know I think what I love the most about her
is her inborn need to dominate,possess.
In fact, immediately after the consummation of her marriage
to the smaller and weaker male of the specie
she kills and eats him - *laugh* oh, she is delicious..
and I hope he was! Such power and dignity - unhampered by sentiment.
If I may put forward a slice of personal philosophy,
I feel that man has ruled this world
as a stumbling demented child-king
long enough! And as his empire crumbles,
my precious Black Widow shall rise!
as his most fitting successor!
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