Since you've gone the weather's turned much warmer
There's really not a lot for me to tell
Not much work here and I've lost a pound or two
Losin' things is one thing I do well
And I'd miss you if I knew what I was missin'
And I'd call for you if I just knew what to say
I'm still drinkin' gin when I can buy it
And I sure bought a lot of it today
I still never win but I'd love to try it
I'd still take you back if you would stay
And you'd do it if you knew what you were doin'
And I'd tell you if I just knew what to say
But I'm not doin' as bad as it might seem, love
Even though I'm slippin' I won't fall
Sometimes you're the last thing I would dream of
Sometimes you're the only thing at all.