Dewey's Confession Lyrics

Patty: (spoken) He's an imposter! This is the real Ned Schneebly, and this loser, is Dewey Finn
He's not even a teacher! He can barely read!

Dewey: (sung) Alright, yes I confess that my actual name is Dewey Finn

Parent: (spoken) NO!

Dewey: (sung) Yes indeed
And although you should know I'm not licensed to teach, I promise you, I can read

Parent: (spoken) Oh my god!

Dewey: (sung) But forget who or what I might happen to be, these children of yours have truly touched me
And I can assure you I have definitely touched them. (spoken) well most of them

Parents: (sung) I got it through, She had no clue, we're gonna sue, where is she?

Patty: That pile of epic fail!

Parents: How would you see that you allow? That little creep come pass!

Patty: His ass belongs in jail!

Parents: fifty thousand bucks a year, How could have we happened here! Rosalie: (spoken) just calm down

Parents: (sung) Now, you'll tell us how, and fast!

Rosalie:
(spoken) (overlapping) just calm down now I employ there's no need to be alarmed
And I encase to assure you that no children here were harmed
While this criminal intrusion unexceptionable invest, let's not jump to conclusions to the damage is assessed
If there's anyone to blame it's all completely mine, I'm the one who came here no one else can resign
Now I got your attention I think we can confirm just LISTEN!

Parents:
(sung) (overlapping) Here at Horace Green, a total outrage
We want answers. Here at Horace Green, Jesus it's unseen
We'll pull our children send them elsewhere
Somewhere we can trust! Here at Horace Green, how could this HAPPEN!

Rosalie: (spoken) sorry to inform you, that all of your children, are missing

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