If I ever get arrested again, I've just got to make it big my friend
Cause talk is cheap and violence is funny, we got drunk and f*cked up their party
Go to a party at a ritzy high rise, knock on the door, what a surprise!
Smashing tables, breaking chairs, Tim threw a cat down the stairs
When they throw me in the back of the car, I know what it'll be for
Criminal mischief, they called the law
Criminal mischief, kick a hole in the wall
Criminal mischief, I don't give a shit
About all you stupid pricks
Go to a party in a ritzy high rise, knock on the door, what a surprise!
Smashing tables, breaking chairs, Tim threw a cat down the stairs
Hate art fags and the new wave, Face put a basketball in the microwave
When they throw me in the back of the car, I know what it'll be for
Criminal mischief, they called the law
Criminal mischief, kick a hole in the wall
Criminal mischief, I don't give a shit
About all you stupid pricks
Criminal mischief, they called the law
Criminal mischief, kick a hole in the wall
Criminal mischief, I don't give a shit
About all you stupid pricks
Running loose in the food store, open up..... running out the door
Here comes a cop with a gun in his hand, I just pissed in the fresh fruit stand
Talk is cheap and violence is funny, we got drunk and f*cked up their party
When they throw me in the back of the car, I know what it'll be for
They think that I got no sense, I'm having fun at their expense
Criminal mischief, they called the law
Criminal mischief, kick a hole in the wall
Criminal mischief, I don't give a shit
you stupid pricks
Criminal mischief, they called the law
Criminal mischief, kick a hole in the wall
Criminal mischief, I don't give a shit
About all you stupid pricks