When I joined a band I thought my life was pretty coolWe'd stay in hotels with room service and poolsSign body parts for fansCheck into rehab and smash up the vanBut looking back I should have stayed in school.Life out on the road can be dangerous you seeTo rock stock food and smelly roadiesAre not nearly as scary As that girl who's at every showMouthing the words from the front rowThe stalker girl is scaring the hell out of meShe's my creepy stalker girlI'm the centre of her wacked out crazy and delusional worldShe follows me every everywhereShe's even got a bag with some bits of my hairJust go away you creepy stalker girlShe says I touch her in a very special wayBut I'd never go near her now without my pepper sprayAnd the voices in her headSaid break into my house and sleep in my bedAnd they also said that shaving the cat was okayShe's my creepy stalker girlI'm the centre of her wacked out crazy and delusional worldShe follows me every everywhereShe's even got a bag with some bits of my hairJust go away you creepy stalker girlI've analysed your handwriting and I've got some bad newsYou're manic obsessive with the band and mad issuesAnd you think that all our songsAre about you and you're usually wrongExcept for now this song is so about youYou creepy stalker girl, you creepy stalker girl, you creepy stalker girl