White Noise Lyrics

White Noise... The way it swings into my life...
It should all get canceled.
I don't think I can handle,
you going channel to channel.

White Noise... The way it swings into my life...
It should all get canceled.
I don't think I can handle,
you going channel to channel.

A million channels, nothing channeled,
A bunch of reality shows full of assholes.
All the popular situation comedy,
Caught up in the oxymoronic hypocrisy.
On the couch with remote on search,
I've seen better acting on those shopping networks.
I'd like to put my foot through the glass,
But without it I would have to shoot smack to relax.
Every AM starts to a cartoon,
Watch it in the afternoon to see the people argue.
Prime Time television is worse, though.
Surf the shit, I'd rather watch the commercials.
Program a nation of clones.
Subliminal seeds, watch them grow.
So tune in for next week show,
Like if it wasn't on what the f*ck would you know?
It goes...

White Noise... The way it swings into my life...
It should all get canceled.
I don't think I can handle,
you going channel to channel.

White Noise... The way it swings into my life...
It should all get canceled
I don't think I can handle,
you going channel to channel.

A million channels selling me dreams,
Expensive celebrities telling me things.
So insecure, I must confess that
I'ma purchase whatever it takes to get sex.
I need your product for my life to grow,
I buy those so I can be more desirable.
I'm trying everything under the sun,
I want one so I can separate myself from the crumbs. White noise, at the speed of light,
makes me feel right, so I can sleep the night.
Make my teeth white, help to build my self esteem
Cause I believe in your magic beans.
Now, cast a call on attractive therepist.
Good night to truth and Guzuntiete America!
Hurry up, plug it in and surf it up.
Put it on a channel full of static and turn it up.

White Noise... The way it swings into my life...
It should all get canceled.
I don't think I can handle,
you going channel to channel.

White Noise... The way it swings into my life...
It should all get canceled.
I don't think I can handle,
you going channel to channel.

When I go to the job, IT'S ON!
When I go to the bar, IT'S ON!
When I go to my home, IT'S ON!
When I go to my bed, IT'S ON!
When I wake up my son, IT'S ON!
When I'm trackin' at the studio, IT'S ON!
When I'm in my hotel room, IT'S ON!
When I get on the tour bus, IT'S ON!
When I visit you in jail, IT'S ON!
When I'm at Anthony's house, IT'S ON!
When I go see Satine, IT'S ON!
When I'm kickin' it with Murs, IT'S ON!
When I'm out in Los Angeles, IT'S ON!
When I visit New York, IT'S ON!
When I'm kickin' it in Texas, IT'S ON!
When I went to South Korea, IT'S ON!

White Noise... The way it swings into my life...
It should all get canceled.
I don't think I can handle,
you going channel to channel.

White Noise...
I've got a 55 inch television, you know.
And every once and a while I hear "just say no."
Or, the other commercial I love,
It's when they say this is your brain on drugs.

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