[Verse 1]
Here we go, I'm back online
And oh f*ck, what do I find?
Here he comes, he's logging in
Why'd I add him as a friend?
He sends "Hello", I send "Whatever"
'Cause to him, I know I'm better
You gotta admit, he's kinda cute
But all he wants is a photoshoot
"Hey baby girl, I like your pics
And guess what? So does my dick"
Oh please, boy, don't make me gag
I've seen those pics, your piece is sad
You f*ck my friends in your father's Benz
You're 5 inches with an upward bend
Chad, stop, don't be rude
I'm not gonna send you any nudes
[Pre-Chorus]
Oh my God, how did he get my number?
Did you give it to him?
What? Why would I do that?
Okay, yeah, I did
Oh my God, he won't stop texting, ugh
[Chorus]
I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad
You're not getting nudes, Chad
I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad (Oh my God)
I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad
You're not getting nudes, Chad
I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad (You're f*cking ridiculous)
I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad
You're not getting nudes, Chad
I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad (What the f*ck is your problem?)
I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad
You're not getting nudes, Chad
I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad (f*ck you, Chad)
[Verse 2]
I'd block his number but I don't know how
What can I do? He's calling now
It's so annoying and f*cking sick
I don't wanna see your turkey dick
Is this illegal? It has to be
He's totally f*cking harassing me
I think I know what we should do
I know I'm game but I don't know about you
Are you saying what I think you are?
You don't think that's a bit too far?
You grab the mask and I'll grab the knife
And Chad, baby, this ends tonight
Okay, bitch, let's do it
Douse this boy in lighter fluid
But wait, before we start the chase
I wanna check my Myspace
[Pre-Chorus]
Okay, you got his address?
I thought you had it and who said you were driving?
You don't even know how to drive
Besides, you're in charge of the music
Well, all I have is Mandy Moore and that's not exactly murder music
Says who?
[Chorus]
We're gonna f*cking kill Chad
Yea you're getting killed, Chad
We're gonna f*cking kill Chad (You're gonna die)
We're gonna f*cking kill Chad
Yea you're getting killed, Chad
We're gonna f*cking kill Chad (He's totally gonna get murdered)
We're gonna f*cking kill Chad
Yea you're getting killed, Chad
We're gonna f*cking kill Chad (Ha ha, f*cking loser)
We're gonna f*cking kill Chad
Yea you're getting killed, Chad
We're gonna f*cking kill Chad (You're gonna f*cking die)
[Bridge]
Ugh, ugh (You're gonna f*cking die)
Ugh, ugh, ugh (You're gonna f*cking die)
[Chorus]
Yeah, we f*cking killed Chad
We f*cking killed Chad
Yeah, we f*cking killed Chad (We got you, bitch)
Yeah, we f*cking killed Chad
We f*cking killed Chad
Yeah, we f*cking killed Chad (It was totally worth it)
Yeah, we f*cking killed Chad
We f*cking killed Chad
Yeah, we f*cking killed Chad (That's what you f*cking get)
Yeah, we f*cking killed Chad
We f*cking killed Chad
Yeah, we f*cking killed Chad (You f*cking loser)