My oh you did look dapper in famous aunty aurthurs
trousers on
Slapped by that slappeer and how we all laughed
(But you laughed the loudest in 99)
you could charm the **** knees of the bees
And "saucy" you'd say and we all fell around,
rolling round the playground,
"cheeky" you'd say and we all fell around,
rolling round the playground
All the boys together
All the girls together now
Shes the last of the English roses
Shes the last of the English roses
Round the snooker table she danced frutti tutti
then thy spilt the lager toasting to girls of great
beauty
she knows her faralis from her paradas of her kappas from
her reebok
of her Rodney for her stanley of her milado from her
taste