[Verse 1]
I'm nervous, so nervous
I overeat, I lack purpose
And I'm only scratching the surface (Ooh, hey)
And I'm not shelved 'cause sex sells
But how long 'til I'm canceled?
This is thirty, f*ckin' thirty
I'm still here, I'm still dirty
[Verse 2]
I made it, I'm a flower
I don't sleep, I don't shower (Gross)
I masturbate twice every hour, haha (That's f*cking disgusting)
And my band's sick 'cause my head's sick (Yeah, okay)
I get drunk and I'm reckless
Stalk my Twitter, stan my bullshit
This is thirty, something is wrong with me
[Pre-Chorus]
Ah, ah, ah! (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
Yeah, he, he!
Hahaha
[Chorus]
So raise up your glasses to going out of fashion
To acronyms, sex cams, and social distractions
'Cause everything's changing, and I don't know shit about shit
[Verse 3]
I'm older, I got wrinkles
I still complain and get pimples
I miss when everything was simple (Ooh, ayy)
The sex passed too fast
I ask, "How long did your ex last?"
I'm f*ckin' worthless, I'm unhappy
This is thirty, yeah! (Ooh)
[Pre-Chorus]
Ah, ah, ah! (Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh)
Yeah, he, he, woo! (Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh)
[Chorus]
Ugh, so get off your asses and take down the masses
Socialist, fascist, the world is all plastic
'Cause everyone fakes it, but they don't know shit about shit
[Bridge]
You treat me like a baby
Forgive me when I'm wrong
You love me when I'm crazy
I'm alright, but I hate that song (Ah-ah)
(Attention to the world, there's something wrong with me)
You treat me like a baby (Ah-ah)
(But sing the words and I'll pretend I'm twenty-three)
Forgive me when I'm wrong (Ah-ah)
(I'll please the crowd and I'll put out the candlelight)
You love me when I'm crazy (Ah-ah)
You know my only wish is for a better life
[Outro]
(Attention to the world, there's something wrong with me)
Don't treat me like a baby (Ah-ah)
(But sing the words and I'll pretend I'm twenty-three)
And fight me when I'm wrong (Ah-ah)
(I'll please the crowd and I'll put out the candlelight)
And smack me when I'm crazy (Ah-ah)
I'm alright, but I hate that song