[Verse 1]
Satan's dog is at the front door, I'm giving her a biscuit
I can't cope with a petty modern life
You blink and then you've missed it
Everything is shit except my friendship with you, with you
[Chorus]
Everything is shit except my friendship with you
[Verse 2]
I went out, I went to the party and had a bunch of beers
I came home, I opened up about my lifestyle, ended up in tears
Everything is shit except my friendship with you
I sleep in, drooling on the bed sheets, hungover again
You work hard, and when I roll over, I see you now and then
Everything is shit except my friendship with you, with you
[Chorus]
Everything is shit except my friendship with you
[Bridge]
Fruit falls on my head and I don't discover anything, yeah
Fruit falls on my head and I don't discover anything, oh
Fruit falls on my head and I don't discover anything, yeah
Fruit falls on my head and I don't discover anything at all, at all
[Outro]
Everything is shit except my friendship with you
(With you, you, you...)