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The Big Bang Theory
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The Big Bang Theory Lyrics
Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unravelling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!
Since the dawn of man is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
The bipeds stood up straight,
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and pangea
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!
It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will pause then start to go the other way,
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be heard
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!
Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating how we're here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
It all started with the big bang!
Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unravelling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!
Since the dawn of man is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
The bipeds stood up straight,
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and pangea
Set in motion by the same big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!
It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will pause then start to go the other way,
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be heard
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!
Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating how we're here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
It all started with the big bang!
Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!
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Songwriter(s): Ed Robertson, Steven Jay Page
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Meaning to "The Big Bang Theory" song lyrics (14 meanings)
aljo or alan June 22, 2012-22:50
I think its-14bln yrs ago expansion started 'way too late'or'way to wait'or even'weigh to weight'u know time space matter - wait way weight.anyway my wife and i luv it and her name is Shelley.weirdnt
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I think its-14bln yrs ago expansion started 'way too late'or'way to wait'or even'weigh to weight'u know time space matter - wait way weight.anyway my wife and i luv it and her name is Shelley.weirdnt
Lee June 4, 2012-22:47
I think it is in fact autotrophs began to drool. Autotrophs are self nourishing ie photosynthesis but isn't the song about the evolution of things. Self nourishing evolving to want to eat hence drool.
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I think it is in fact autotrophs began to drool. Autotrophs are self nourishing ie photosynthesis but isn't the song about the evolution of things. Self nourishing evolving to want to eat hence drool.
sheldon33 May 29, 2012-10:56
Your lyrics are flawed. AUTOTROPHS never DROOL, but they do BLOOM. In addition, the next BIG BANG won't be HEARD, and most certainly won't be HURT. BAZINGA! Not...
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Your lyrics are flawed. AUTOTROPHS never DROOL, but they do BLOOM. In addition, the next BIG BANG won't be HEARD, and most certainly won't be HURT. BAZINGA! Not...
velvel May 1, 2012-3:19
Great show. But the song is largely unintellible and garbled to the English ear. Very poor diction. Had to come to this site to get a sense of the meaning.
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Great show. But the song is largely unintellible and garbled to the English ear. Very poor diction. Had to come to this site to get a sense of the meaning.
Verbanon acta April 11, 2012-13:06
Contrary tithe person below me autotrophs are lifeforms that make their own food ie plants , Archaebacteria, and some Protista.
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Contrary tithe person below me autotrophs are lifeforms that make their own food ie plants , Archaebacteria, and some Protista.
Roland March 22, 2012-23:08
I love the show, Sheldon's great. Penny's hot. But I'm not sure her acting measures up to the other actors' performances
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I love the show, Sheldon's great. Penny's hot. But I'm not sure her acting measures up to the other actors' performances
Sam March 18, 2012-17:21
@Joe: I think it is wait, not weight, to denote the long period between the expansion of the universe and the cooling of the earth? I could be wrong, though. Love this show and I love me some Penny
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@Joe: I think it is wait, not weight, to denote the long period between the expansion of the universe and the cooling of the earth? I could be wrong, though. Love this show and I love me some Penny
skypilot1369 March 2, 2012-11:34
Oh come on now it is a cute song even if the lyrics aren't scientificly correct, and yes I most likely spelled scientificly wrong Sheldonites. lol
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Oh come on now it is a cute song even if the lyrics aren't scientificly correct, and yes I most likely spelled scientificly wrong Sheldonites. lol
joe February 20, 2012-7:01
I believe it is weight not wait, since the expansion allows for gravity, and weight is a measure of the gravitational force on an object.
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I believe it is weight not wait, since the expansion allows for gravity, and weight is a measure of the gravitational force on an object.
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The much debated word sounds more like 'allotropes' than 'autotrophs'. Could the line be 'allotropes began to cool' ?