Well let's pack up the kids and take a break, get away
Leave the hustle and bustle of living from day to day
And I know that the crime in the city is-a getting worse
So we're going on down to the gun sale at the church
Well my lady's all set to have us a real good time
Baby Johnny's got fins but he don't seem to mind
So the family's all ready to pray at the holy perch
That's set up in the middle of the gun sale at the church
Well we'll ask the Lord to forgive us of all our sins
And we'll look at thе latest in gold-plated firing pins
Well my two main mеn are Jesus and old John Birch
So we're going on down to the gun sale at the church