Sound, camera, annnnnd...
action!
[Introduction: spoken by Young Miles]
Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls! Bitches and whole-ass niggaz, the weirdo is back! I want everybody right now to put your blunts up!
You're now listenin' to Bizarre's solo album, the Handi-cap Circus!
and I'm your boy, young mile of the future!
And my mans about to get it crackin' for ya'll! The band has a new lead singer!
Everybody stand up!
Put ya muthaf*cking hands up for the number one weirdo, Bizarre!
[Bizarre:]
Heeey.. bitch, its the nigga with the shower cap!
Kickin' a nasty, dirty 50 rap.
Detroit's on the maaap,
and D12's back!
Any nigger pop shit, get his ass smacked!
I got two lesbians, full blown aids,
20 bucks, you can get your ass laid.
Welcome to Detroit, where the city is cold,
where niggas ride on pot holes, and f*ck up their twenty-fous.
Come to bail-out, where niggas drinking brew, where all-stars dance open to tunes. [??]
Seven-mile estout[?] is where ya'll find me,
or downtown, where its gritty and grimy!
Detroit, the home of the trick-hoes,
Monty Carlo's smoking gas[?] by the o's [coughing]
But if ya want weed, holla at my man, seven-mile, the home of strawberry dan[???]
Detroit is in the house and I thought I'd let you know.
We smoking gas[?]and got them greens by the o's.
This is 313 and I thought I would let you know.
Detroit, the east side, the west side, nigger....
LETS GO!!!