L.a.s.m. Lyrics

[I.B.:] Interview Bitch
[B.S.:] When I'm not sure who's talking, or Dres and Lawnge both are
[M.L.:] Mista Lawnge
[Dres:] Who else?

[Yo-Yo:] "Don't try to play me out, don't try to play me out."

[I.B.:] Hello. We are the hosts of L.A.S.M. association, Ladies Against
Sexist Motherf*ckers. And today our guests are Black Sheep.
You both are from New York right?
[B.S.:] Ah. That's true. New York. That's true. Yo.
[I.B.:] You supposedly met in North Carolina?
[B.S.:] Yea, yea, yea. North Carolina. Yea. Uh huh. Yea, yea.
[I.B.:] So what's the difference between the lifestyles you lead in New York and North Carolina?
[B.S.:] Trees and building. Trees and buildings.
[Dres:] Basically, look, there was tractors, rakes, and hoes down there.
Up here we just got the hoes. You know what I'm saying.
[B.S.:] Tractors and rakes.
[I.B.:] Dres, you seem to have a conceited personality. Do you?
[Dres:] Next question please.
[I.B.:] Ah. Wow. In your album you disrespect women by calling us hoes.
Why is that?
[Dres:] Listen, listen, listen. Honey, ho is merely short for honey.
Dig? Hoe is short for honey. We just got lazy and dropped
the -ney.
[B.S.:] Right. Like when you drop to you knees. Right, right.
[I.B.:] Wait a minute. Do you call you mother, or sister, or your grandmother a ho? (Go ahead girl)
[M.L.:] Basically I do. They half hoes. You know what I'm saying.
That's my point. [I.B.:] Mista Lawnge, what do you mean by this nine point five thing?
[M.L.:] Could we talk about that some other time.
[I.B.:] But the people want to know.
[M.L.:] Not right now.
[I.B.:] But, but.
[M.L.:] Look, I said later man.
[I.B.:] I can dig it.
[M.L.:] I'll bet she can... ho knows all of my business.
[I.B.:] Hold up, hold up. All professionalism aside, motherf*cker, where do you come off thinking you're God's gift to the world? It is dogs like you that make men look so bad.
[B.S.:] He, he, he.
[I.B.:] Do you really think this bullshit is going to sell?

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[M.L.:] Well listen it's like this. Ah, I am a very important man. Right. And as you can tell. It doesn't really matter because, as long as I'm up in somebody busting somebodies gills. Right.
[I.B.:] Look I've had enough of your egotistical, chauvinistic, pimp daddy, immature, couldn't get a real woman even if you want to attitude.
[Dres:] Honey. Listen. Honey, check this out.
[I.B.:] That's it. I can't take it any more.
[Dres:] Honey. Listen. Honey. Listen.
[I.B.:] This is the end of this interview. Later.
[B.S.:] Come on.
[I.B.:] I said later man.
[B.S.:] He can dig it.

I like them niggers. I like them niggers. I like them niggers.

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