Down in Atlanta at the razor ball : even at the razor
ball
Sluefoot Mose and cross‑eyed Joe : didn't go in at all
Big crap game in the hall : started in to fight
Joe got drunk that wasn't all : went and turn out the
lights
And that *matcher* Charlie : shot his automatic twins
Charlie grabbed his girl : and he *crow forked* in
Playing baseball and football : and don't get enough
Playing baseball and football : and strutting the stuff
Mighty big chief : shot his automatic twin
The high sheriff took the couple : and double‑cross ten
Put you lights on calico : and fight it for game
Put me at the head of the list : and don't forget to call
my name