I guess I'm blessed to be so f*cking bored
And hiding from this phantom antigen
That wants to send us to the morgue
Quarantine, f*ck this disease
I'd rather be on Star Tours or stuck at the DMV
Quarantine, no, not for me
I thought that things were f*cked up in 2019
f*ck quarantine
Some people hit the bottle, some people hit the books
Some people storm The Capitol, some second guess parenthood
It'll disappear in April, just like a miracle
We don't need social distance, we don't need old people
So throw the shop doors open and save our economy
We don't need ICU beds or PPE
Quarantine, f*ck this disease
I'd rather watch some magic or do press in Germany
Quarantine, no, not for me
I thought that things were f*cked up in 2019
f*ck quarantine
It'll disappear in April, just like a miracle
We don't need social distance, we don't need old people
So throw the shop doors open, save our economy
We don't need ICU beds, we don't need PPE
Quarantine, f*ck this disease
I'm never shaking hands again and don't kiss me on the cheek
f*ck quarantine