{Alright, Lonnie, Junior, the band, the girls and I
We're gonna do it a little song for you now, a little Mac Rise number
Hey, all you married men, if you're tied up, you better stay tied up
Because it's cheaper to keep her}
It's cheaper to keep her
It is cheaper to keep her
When your little girl make you mad
You get an attitude and pack your bag
Five little children that you're leaving behind
You're gonna pay some alimony or do some time
It's cheaper to keep her
(It's cheaper to keep her)
It's cheaper to keep her
(It's cheaper to keep her)
See when you get to staring that judge in the face
You're gonna wanna cuss the whole human race
It's cheaper to keep her
(It's cheaper to keep her)
Too much to leave that little girl
(It's cheaper to keep her)