Bo Burnham Sluts Lyrics

Sluts, sluts, I f*ck sluts.
Sluts get f*cked when I f*ck sluts.
No if, and's, and or but's. I f*ck sluts.
I f*ck sluts. Nice girls are nice but no good for nut-
suckin,
You'll need a serene night to green-light a butt f*cking,
But that'll be easy with sleazy old slut f*cking.
Boo to the nice girls! Praise be to slut f*cking.
I have a list. A list? Yes a list of all the sluts I've
missed.
I've never f*cked or sucked these sluts and thus my nuts
are f*cking
pissed.
So when I f*ck the lucky slut my nut removes her from the
list.
Another dumb cum-bucket struck from my nut sucking,
Suck it slut, slut-f*cking bucket-list...
Sluts can be white, black, brown, pink, or almond. They can be skinny with big tits or skinny with small
ones.
Sluts can be perky, preppy or posh with their brains and
their clothes all
shrunk from the wash.
But other sluts are pretty and funny and smart.
And they lift all your thoughts from your dick to your
heart.
They can talk about science, music, or art.
They can put you together or they can pull you apart.
But don't trust these sluts, don't, don't you dare.
They'll force you to trust them and love them and care.
And then they'll be gone and then you'll be aware of that
hole in your heart
that that dumb slut left there