Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale 
About my virtual trip 
It started from my IBM 
With a simple little click 
I tried to surf the internet 
Things did not go well 
I wound up in a chat room with 
Survivor geeks from hell 
He's trapped in cyber hell 
They won't shut up 
I can't escape this AOL nightmare 
If I signed onto Prodigy 
I'll bet they'd find me there 
Those geeks are everywhere 
I'm stuck inside the world wide web 
With wierdos I don't know 
I hit it once, unplugged the phone 
I can't break out, I can't break in 
In sexxy chat, oh my God 
I'm trapped on the internet