Look at me, I'm wondrful... shooby-dooby-wah...
I'm not a bit like you or you... I'm a super showbiz
star...
mm... You all buy my records, so I'd like to say...
Some little old cliche...
like that of...
Hi, everybody, good evening, it's a privelege to be back
in your country... uh...
Two minutes, Mr. Smith!
He's a super, greasy, glossy show-biz star.
In a black tuxedo he looks wunderbar.
He has a slight American accent.
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
And his body's so re-laxez.
He'll be with you in a few moments.
The big, black windows in his Yankee car...
Say he's a great, big, super, greasy, glossy, smarmy
show.... biz... star!
Ladies and Gentlemen, the very wonderful... "Legs" Larry
Smith!