One-two-three kick
Come on everybody, clap your hands. Ooooh. You're looking good
Are you having a good time. I sure am
Do you like soul music ....
No
Well
Do the Trouser Press, baby, Oooh?
Do the Trouser Press, baby, Wo-om-om-om
Do the Trouser Press, baby, Ooooooooooom
Do the Trouser Press, baby, Wah-oh-oh-oh
Give it all you can, it's much better than
The pre-fabricated concrete coal-bunker
Trouser it to me ..................(Shirt-grip)
You've got me in creases
What a turn-up for the books now
Don't hang me up now