8 O'clock Monday night and I'm waiting
To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me
Her name is Nona, she's a rocker with a nose ring
She wears a 2-way, but I'm not quite sure what that means
And when she walks
All the wind blows and the Angels sing
But she doesn't notice me
'Cause she's watchin' wrestling
Creamin' over tough guys
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in her eyes
It's like a bad movie
She's looking through me
If you were me then you'd be screaming
Someone shoot me as I fail miserably
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want
She likes the godsmack and I like agent Orange
Her cd changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad
She said she'd like to score some reefer and a 40
She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have
And when she walks all the wind blows and the angels sing
But she'll never notice me
'Cause she's watchin' wrestling
Creamin' over tough guys
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in her eyes
She likes 'em with a mustache
Race track, season pass
Drivin' in a transam
Does a mullet make a man
It's like a bad movie
She's looking through me
If you were me then you'd be screaming
Someone shoot me as I fail miserably
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want
There she goes again with fishnets on
And dreadlocks in her hair
She broke my heart, I want to be sedated
All I wanted was to see her naked
Now I'm watchin' wrestling
Tryin' to be a tough guy
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in my eyes
I can't grow a mustache
And I ain't got no season pass
All I got's a moped
It's like a bad movie
She's looking through me
If you were me then you'd be screaming
Someone shoot me as I fail miserably
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want
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