I Can't Stand L.a. Lyrics

Well I love New York like everyone
And I go to Las Vegas to chill.
I like Denver, Colorado cause it's so laid back,
and Chicago keeps it real.

Well I only leave Dallas when I have to,
But when I do I like Tulsa, OK.
And I ain't got nothing against California,
But I can't stand LA.

Well Orlando, Florida is humid but it's swell.
Austin and Nashville both freakin' rock. (Yes they do!)
And New Orleans is evil but it's part of the appeal.
You can gamble, drink, and swear until you drop.

The state of Ohio has been great to our band,
Along with Philly and Green Bay.
I've got nothin but love for Hollywood,
But I can't stand LA.

I like Salt Lake City, Portland, Frisco, Santa Fe,
Indianapolis, Hartford too.
Boise, Memphis, Souix Falls and of course KC.
Along with Pittsburg and Kalamazoo.

Atlanta is our home away from home. And here's a shout out to Sauget.
(You should probably explain where Sauget is.
Oh yeah, it's Saint Louis)
And I wish my friends would leave that place,
Cause I can't stand LA.

Traffic sucks, no protecting f's. (Road rage is so cool.)
Snooty f*cks, pollution fills the air.
Gang fights, $7 beers,
And the threat of breaking off into the sea.

(Now let's give Las Angeles the benefit of the doubt!
WHAT?!)
Jimmy Kimmel, In and Out, and great sushi,
And diversity EVERYWHERE.
Really hot chicks wearin' next to nothin'
And the Santa Monica Peer.

Thank you for our hair metal, and the '84 Olympics.
And for BFFs with Radio Play.
Oh and please don't take this personally,
No I'm happy to visit but I'm happy to leave.
And I guess what it is that I'm trying to say is,
I can't stand LA!

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