Put your socks on, Mama, now
Put your socks on, Mama, now
Put your socks on, Mama
Put your socks on, Mama, now
Put your socks on, Mama, now
'Cause your feet really smell
Put your pants on, Mama, now
Put...No, not pants
Put your shoes on, Mama, now
Put your shoes on, Mama, now
Woah...Put your shoes on, Mama, now
Put your shoes on, Mama, now
Hey...Put your shoes on, Mama
'Cause your breath really stinks
Oh, yeah
Put your socks on, Mama, now
Can I go 'bout ten more
minutes of this?