[Verse 1]
Dear diary, I don't know what's going on, but something's off
The dog won't stop barking and I think my TV is blocked
Every channel is the same, it's sending me insane
And earlier somebody bit me, what a f*cking day
[Chorus]
The sky is falling, it's f*cking pouring
I'm going brain-dead, isolated
God is a shithead and we're his rejects
Traumatized for breakfast, I can't start again, you won't survive the horror
[Verse 2]
Dear diary, I feel itchy like there's bugs under my skin
The dog's gone rabid, shut the f*ck up, doing my head in
I keep fading in and out, I don't know where I've been
I feel so hungry, what the hell is happening?
[Chorus]
Thе sky is falling, it's f*cking pouring
I'm going brain-dead, isolated
God is a shithead and wе're his rejects
Traumatized for breakfast, I can't start again, you won't survive the horror
[Verse 3]
Dear diary, dog stopped barking, probably 'cause I ate his face
Tasty, itchy, TV say there's no more human race
Kinda sad my whole entire existence been a waste
Ah, nevermind, it's not the end of the world... oh, wait