Ten Pounds Lyrics

One slim fast shake
Is never enough
It takes two or three
Just to fill me up

So I tried Jenny Craig
She lasted a week
When I got kicked out
I moved on to South Beach

I order a fruit cup instead of the fries
But it doesn't matter
I'm still the same size

And I swear those scales are lying to me
Cause I've done just about everything
I've tried it all and there's one thing I've found
I'll never lose these last ten pounds

One trip to the gym
Cost me fifty-two bucks
Cause I only went
One day a month

So I tried working out
In front of my TV
But it got really old
Just Richard Simmons and me
Then I ordered a BowFlex but couldn't figure it out
Now it's just an extra seat
And a place to hang my towels

And I swear those scales are lying to me
Cause I've done just about everything
I've tried it all and there's one thing I've found
I'll never lose these last ten pounds

Trimspa and Hollywood fads
Subway sandwiches and six minute abs
Pilates, Yoga, and Kick-boxing class
I've even tried Dulcolax

And I swear those scales are lying to me
Cause I've done just about everything
I've tried it all and there's one thing I've found
I'll never lose
No I'll never lose
No I'll never lose these last ten pounds

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