You know I love my lady,
We'd been together so long,
But like a warn out recording,
Of my favorite song.
So while she lay there sleeping,
I read the paper in bed,
And in the personal columns,
There was this letter I read.
If you like Pina Colada's,
And getting caught in the rain,
If your not into yoga,
If you have half a brain,
If you like making love at midnight,
In the dunes of the cape,
Then I'm the love that you've looked for,
Write to me and escape.
I didn't think about my lady,
I know it sounds kinda mean,
But me and my old lady,
Had fallen into the same old dull routine,
So I wrote to the paper,
Took out a personal ad,
And though I'm nobody's poet,
I thought it wasn't half bad.
Yes I like Pina Colada's,
And getting caught in the rain,
I'm not much into health food,
But I am into champagne,
I've got to meet you by tomorrow,
Cut through all this red tape,
At a bar called O'Malley's,
We'll plan our escape.
So I waited it with high hopes,
Then she walked in the place,
I knew her smile in an instant,
I knew the curve of her face,
It was my own lovely lady,
And she said "Oh its you",
Then we laughed for a moment,
And I said "I never knew".
I never knew you like Pina Coladas,
Or getting caught in the rain,
And the feel of the ocean,
And the taste of champagne,
If you like making love at midnight,
In the dunes of the cape,
Your the lady that I've looked for,
Come with me and escape.